...y'all can suck it, I have a bunch of NEW friends.
I'm just kidding, I love you all personally. On a personal level. At night. While you sleep.
I watch you sleeping.
But hello to the new people who have shown up, because you've assuredly shown up because of http://bettermyths.blogspot.com/ and that is a pretty damn cool blog by a pretty cool dude who I love personally even when he isn't sleeping (not that he knows it yet). I sure hope my main page has a 'contact me' form on it, because I'm going to suggest that you contact me! Because I'm running out of stories to retell that wouldn't involve me getting my books out of storage. Every person who suggests a story will get, for free, a picture of a hot person that I know or at least have passed on the street.