Hi mom!

I've been awful about updating lately, what with work and school and my crippling addiction to laying in bed while farting.  I promise to rectify that as soon as I have the money to buy enough vodka to drink until I'm guilty.  Only the best for you.

In the meantime, I had enough extra time to do this:

If you have that song in your head now, congratulations!  Share it with your friends.