So I've never done an Asimov post, and I've decided to rectify that in the best way possible. Here are parts one and two of an audio recording of the Asimov short story The Key:
Part one:
http://palisader.tumblr.com/post/8722821017/part-one-of-the-asimov-short-story-the-key
Part two:
http://palisader.tumblr.com/post/8844104107
Once I've finished the audio version, I'll then write a super special post about The Key where I attempt to fellate a dead man despite the fact that he calls eugenics supporters "Ultras". Don't miss it!